Kiefer Sutherland should take a long, hard look in a mirror — and then stick to television.
Sutherland's newest venture to the big screen is "Mirrors" a horror film that surrounds the murderous intent of, well, mirrors.
The movie is a poor reflection of other horror films, but doesn't completely fall on its face. Sutherland plays Ben Carson, an ex-cop with a sordid past (surprise), who gets a job as a night watchman at a burned down department store where strange things begin to happen to him (surprise #2). Sutherland quickly discovers that the store is haunted by those who died in the fire and something else and must destroy whatever it is before it kills his estranged family. This is difficult, however, because everyone thinks he's crazy because he sees dead people in mirrors.
Personally, I would just quit that job.
Ignoring the fact that a burned-down department store needs a security guard when the only thing of value to steal are the demon-possesed mirrors, the movie failed to impress me in several ways.
I am admittedly a scardey-cat in horror films, but I still like it when a movie really gets me. I have seen enough horror movies to know when there are going to be scary moments and the movie is chalk-full of obvious "boo!" moments. However, the film did get me a few times that I wasn't expecting and made me throw my popcorn in the air in fright. My favorite type of scare moments are the very subtle scares of things stirring in the background or something or someone just acting absolutely creepy.
I was happy that the film relied more on scare tactics then it did on gore, but don't get me wrong, there is plenty of gore to go around.
The mirrors kill their victims by showing them a reflection of a gruesome death that becomes reality. However, the movie never really explains the rules about how not to get killed by the mirrors so no one is safe. The mirrors cause one victim to slit his own throat and another to rip off their own jaw. Those being the only moments of extreme violence was a pleasant surprise from the director of "The Hills Have Eyes," which mainly relied on its gore factor.
One of the most important things in a horror movie is the ending. You can either go the happy route with the everyone-is-going-to-be-okay ending or the we-are-going-to-scare-you-out-of-your-pants-once-last-time ending. "Mirrors" climax was also somewhat disappointing. It seemed like the writer was going for something good, but then just decided to rip off an ending seen in countless horror films. Getting scared is fun and if I get scared at the end of a movie, I walk out of the theatre giggling or calling my wife to comfort me. When I left this movie, I had almost forgotten about the entire film by the time I reached my car.
I'm not exactly sure why Sutherland chose to do this movie. I'm not sure why people would want to see Sutherland in this movie, either. With all the films I have seen the actor in, I'm pretty sure he always plays the same character, Jack Bauer from 24. He always seems conflicted and angry, even when he is supposed to be happy. I like 24, but I don't like watching the same character in a movie that requires more than a grimace and shooting a gun. Especially in a horror movie, everybody knows that guns don't work until the end of a horror movie and even then they probably still won't kill the bad guy.
Amy Smart plays Sutherland's sister Angela, and has to keep reminding the audience that she is his sister and they are not together. I think I got it after the first time she blatantly stated the relationship, but the director really wanted to drive the point home because they mention it about six more times. It really got me wondering why it was so important to know that she was his sister, and maybe there was a secret to be reveled about their family's past. Nope. It was just bad writing.
None of the acting in the film was all that great or all that believable, but, hey, its a horror movie, you just have to be able to act like you scared. I guess when Sutherland is scared, he looks angry and constipated.
The movie isn't really worth seeing in theaters or even spending money on a rental. If you happen to pass by it on a Saturday afternoon, you can watch 15 minutes or so and get the drift of the movie, or look in a mirror and imagine a bad horror movie save yourself two hours.
Mirrors
Rated R for language, graphic violence and brief nudity
Starring: Kiefer Sutherland, Amy Smart and Paula Patton
Rating: One and a half stars
Friday, August 22, 2008
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