Have you ever gone to sleep, had a dream and woken up still kind of thinking the dream was real? I hate that.
I used to have the dream where a girl liked me and was about to kiss me and I had a six-pack and great skin, and then I would wake up confused because I was chubby and alone. That was the worst. I also had a dream my brother died and that was pretty bad...but the girl one was worse. I mean, come on, it's just my brother. How often to I get a chance with a pretty girl?
All that to say that the other night I was dreaming that I finally found a puppy bulldog that was free to adopt. Sarah and I have been wanting to get a bulldog for a while but they are really expensive to purchase as puppies. However, you can adopt an adult for little to nothing.
But Sarah wants a puppy.
Every night I tell her we should just adopt a dog from the pound and every night she says she wants a puppy and then starts describing what the puppy will do and how cute it will be and then she starts talking to the fantasy puppy and I get creeped out.
Well the other night I had a dream that I finally found a puppy that was up for adoption and it was free. I was ecstatic. I told Sarah about the puppy and showed her the puppy, but she said she didn't want it.
I was angry.
Why would she not want this free puppy? She said she didn't like the way it looked or something. I don't recall because right about that time, Sarah's alarm went off and she got up for work. She leaned over to give me a kiss and I rolled over because I was still angry that she didn't want the free puppy. By the time I realized that it was a dream and I had no reason to be mad at the real Sarah, she was out the door on her way to work.
I then had a dream I was a firefighter and there was nothing disappointing about that dream.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
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Oh Luke, you crack me up!
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